Police ‘Cancel’ Crime As Polar Vortex Freezes The Midwest

Native police departments have “canceled” all legal exercise whereas a blast of Arctic air from the polar vortex brings harmful, subfreezing climate to the Midwest.

With a number of states set to expertise temperatures colder than Antarctica this week, police departments in Kansas, Indiana and even Alabama suspended “all crime and doing actually dumb issues.”

McLean Police Division in Illinois even went as far as to arrest Elsa, the magical white-haired princess from Disney’s smash-hit “Frozen”:

Noblesville Police Division in Indiana supplied to let any would-be criminals know “when unlawful activies [sic] can resume”:

Will the chilly climate affect crime charges? We’ll simply have to attend and see: